How To Disappear

    User Manual For Entering The Nether (Two Simple Steps)

    Begin by enjoying earthly food and drink one last time. Spirits and apparitions are no longer able to enjoy comestibles so potentially consider even saying grace. We reccommend filling up with sugar (see: Sawanishi). Follow with ceremonious tea.

    Allow yourself a place to be undisturbed. This ritual must be performed during an auscpicious yin hour of the evening. Relax your lungs and inhale deeply. It is encouraged, but not necessary, to do this is amongst a building/room made of stone, so as to avoid becoming lost in the bardo. Count down from 1 thousand.